A smile a day....

[LoriellaRose]

Haha. Love it. :D

[LoriellaRose]

Not really ghosty humor but thought to share anyway purely because it made me smile today!
Still its all associated around the same subject, I guess, so having to share anyways!

[paperbagwriter]

[paperbagwriter]

[LoriellaRose]

Great posts paperbagwriter - hopefully may bring someone in a smile for the day :)

[RobHDx]

[paperbagwriter]

Thank you CelticRose. Hopefully they do. Here I post another ghost joke I found:

An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset.

Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest episode was another and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational.

In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.

A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to get the unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet.

As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the sheets, a hospital security guard, (barely containing his laughter), and who had watched the whole incident, walked up and asked, "What the heck is going on here?"

The drunk, still staring down replied: "I think I just beat the shit out of a ghost."

[LoriellaRose]

May have to try this too....!!

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Oh, Hello!

[LoriellaRose]

Would you?!

[ShadowOfLight]

Not a cartoon, or joke, but still a funny....

Few years back, I was flipping through my media library and came across Ray Steven's The Streak. Beside me, over my shoulder, my guide appeared, "yeah, yeah, that one." We progressed to picking out a few lines from the song (semi-specific) and was inclined to eye a friend's SN in my IM list.

Without much delay, I typed the lines into an IM and clicked 'send.'

Turned out he was surfing porn and the lyrics completely unnerved him. Lol! He scolded me nearly an hour, never feeling safe to look at those sites while I was online again.